Shit, I met these two Irish girls. One that was constantly bitching about me looking like Mike Myers and that she would never go to bed with me, and the other constantly defending me... OMG! The blondie was so pissed it was like a fucking joke.. Why am I writing this in English? Well apparentliy becaused I'm so fucking drunk..

Anyways - I walked with them and then met Sari.. ..beautiful Hungarian actress, and decided to go with her for a ride.. We went to this place which served Parlinka.. ..Tasted like tequila, but more fruity.. ..I started hitting 'em..

Back at my hotel room.. ..no questions asked, no answers told..

Kissie-kissie...