Paris just isn't okay! What's up with Paris? The girl is pretty but I'm talking about the city. I think it's probably the most overrated city in the world. Sure, they've got the tower, and sure, they've got Moulin Rogue, and their porn district.. But that gets old pretty fast, and the porn district is really a bit too seedy..

The food is mediocre, snails are fun just so many times. They can't cut meat - you are always served scraps of meat (köttslamsor) instead of well cut stakes, filés or whatever. In Sweden - no matter what meat restaurant you go to - you always get a well cut piece of meat. In Paris? Nope..

The wines are okay, not even close to what the reputation states, luckilly they are losing it now, and fast... Their quick fall from the top - as world leaders in exquisite wines - all started when they droped their atom bombs over that little atoll somewhere.. ..where ever.. After that people started boycotting french products, including wines. This resulted in people giving Australian, South African and even Uessan wines a chance, what they found was that french wines were rather over priced, and that French wines aren't really better than any other wine. If you really want your French wines you could as well buy it here on Systembolaget in Sweden, don't go to Paris for it.

The coffee? Don't get me started.. Totally blows. Parisian coffee tastes really boring compared to the coffee in Sweden for instance, or Rome.. ..or Barcelona..

..and finally, the women.. ..come on, what's up with that? They are darkish pale in some weird way.. ..and hairy. They also looks so indifferent (likgiltiga).. Colorless and booring. Even Swedish commuter trash girls look more attractive then the average Parisian woman.. Shape up Frenchies, now you don't even have the fries since the Uessans renamed them Freedom Fries:)..

To sum it up: If you're going, make sure you bring some great company! I did just that both times in Paris, and therefore it wasn't a total waste!


Picture from the company kick-of when we had a crayfish party.