According to Myth Busters they do, well I don't anyways, and everyone that claims otherwise are lying! I don't do number two either, because that would just be plain disgusting.. ..so this story is about a friend, not a good friend, just a periferal one.

Well anyways.. ..he - my friend - sometimes has a lot on his mind; sometimes it's work, othertimes it's his personal life, or maybe the weight of the world on his shoulders..

To make a long story short.. ..he is pooping blood again:/.. Peptic ulcer (magsår)? All guesses involving any objects inserted anywhere will be strongly denied. "I did not have sexual relations with that <object>!".. ..he'll answer..

Any other guesses are welcome.. Last time he went to the doctor (15 years ago) they poked him where no man should ever be poked - by another man.. ..with the lights on.. ..so that won't happen again. Your guesses are as good as theirs though, so bring them on... If you fail to come up with a probable reason it's ok if you guess on an object instead:/..

I'm not sure, but I thing Stockholm's Commuter Trains has something to do with this.. Those trains are known to give people peptic ulcers (magsår).. Luckilly I'm not commuter trash (pendeltågs trash), so I don't have to rely on these trains. I rode one of them for fun this morning though.. ..and as always they were late!


The train's late once again.. Manipulated image though, it was only six minutes late..